...the whole bridesmaid tradition?
Having some of your best buddies stand by your side to witness your vows? Great. All about it.
(Not TWENTY OF THEM. Mind you. Not a freaking estrogen army. No need to prove how many friends you have. No need to dig your kindergarten playground pal up out of the ether and plant her next to you in a token of forgetten friendship.)
But. Selecting a color palette? And picking their dresses? And their shoes? Their freaking jewelry?
It's super fun to play dress up when you're USING BARBIES.
Not so much fun for grown women who are shelling out hard-earned dollars for dresses that - let me just venture a generalization here - they will never ever in life wear again.
I can't even fathom it.